McDo waitresses © Si Mao Savait

McDo waitresses © Si Mao Savait

 

 

I was always told it is rude to play with food but fast food doesn’t really count, right?

I just love the latest marketing operation of Mc Donald’s in China : coupons from KFC and Burger King can be used at Mc Donald’s until March 23rd. This is priceless : imagine you being in KFC marketing team, working your ass off, trying to get budget from the account guys for investing in some campaigns, standing behind the designer until it is done, doing silly excel tabs for planning, only to get your clients stolen by Mc Do…That’s infuriatingly brilliant.

 You can read the original article (in French) on Si Mao Savait – If Mao only knew…or just order a take-away :

 

KFC arrived in China in 1987 with a shop near Tiananmen Square. Actually, that’s where I had my first KFC when my Chinese friends took me there in 1992 and I remember being quite happy having something else than noodles (for my defense, I was 12) but I digress. KFC with 2000 locations is the leader on the Chinese market with “localized” menu with a chicken base and a family . The ratio here KFC vs McDo is 2:1, the opposite of other markets throughout the world. If you should order, dial 4008 823 823. But you should know that my uncle’s cats, which are fat greedy thieves, don’t eat KFC…

 

McDonald’s came first in Shenzhen in 1990 and counts today around 1000 locations. Interestingly, McDo is perceived by Chinese people as foreign : only 8% think it is a Chinese brand, vs 25% of Chinese considering Coca Cola as local. McDo is also opened 24/7 with delivery available at 4008 517 517 (517 pronunciation in Chinese is close to “Wo Yao Chi” meaning I wanna eat) and the company recently signed an agreement with Sinopec to develop Drive-Ins in gas stations throughout the country.

 

Last but not least, Burger King has around 30 locations and adopts a “higher” positioning with menus around 28 Y vs 15 Y for its competitors, playing the foreign card with allegedly swiss cheese melted in their buns and high-end locations (like Beijing Airport latest Terminal 3), and you can order in Shanghai on Sherpa’s.

 

One last for the road : McDo @ 4am

 

 

 

 

 

Death by boredom or Will Google in China Cliffhanger

Death by boredom or Will Google leave China Cliffhanger

 

The Financial Times just published an article creating a huge buzz - 32 million search results for the term “China Google 99.9%”. Quote :

 

“Google has drawn up detailed plans for the closure of its Chinese search engine and is now “99.9 per cent” certain to go ahead as talks over censorship with the Chinese authorities have reached an apparent impasse, according to a person familiar with the company’s thinking.”

 

I am truly impressed by this information. Honestly? A “person familiar with the company’s thinking” saying Google is “99.9 per cent certain”  to leave? Give me a break.

Is this article saying anything we don’t know? No. It just contributes to remind us ”Meanwhile, in a far, far away land called China, Google is almost sure, but not quite to leave”. What do you think will happen ?

 

99.9% Leave

Google leaving China? Only Google.cn. The whole R&D center based in Beijing will unlikely poof! and disappear, because a) innovation is one of the  of the G b) this would affect the company’s long term strategy and c) Chinese brains are less expensive then US ones. Let’s not talk about Androids phones in a market of 700 million subscribers…

 

0.1% Stay and compromise. I’m sure the PR guys in their sharp suits will come up with some brilliant plan to cover up both China and Google’s pretty faces and make everyone happy for ever after.

Perhaps that’s about time for Google to change their legendary “Don’t be Evil”. I suggest : “Don’t be boring.”

 

Who knows ? Maybe in the next episode, an anonymous insider will communicate some useless information. And maybe Kelly and Dylan will tell Brenda what happened last summer.